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Did Arafat plan funeral mayhem? WILL ARAFAT BECOME THE ZOMIE THAT ATE JERUSELUM? THE BLUE STATES ALL HAVE SEX WITH ANIMALS! APOLOGIES ABOUT FOR BUSH'S GOD SEND OF A WIN, WHY GOD WHY MUST WE TOLERATE THESE L-PODS? TURKEY AND KURDS... A COINCIDENCE? CANNIBALISM NEXT TERRORIST THREAT! FREE TODAY, BUSH IS GOD! FREEE TOMORROW, BUSH IS GOD AND ASHCROFT IS JUDAH! COLIN POWELL BLEACHES HIS SKIN! HAD SEX WITH MICHAEL JACKSON! KINSEY VISITS THE NEVERLAND RETREAT EVERY THIRD TUESDAY! ALL THIS AND MORE IN YOUR COPY OF * * *~~~ THE DAILY ELVIS! ~~~* STILL FREE TO THOSE WHO RAISE THE FLAG WNUTD TOP STORY: Did Arafat plan funeral mayhem? Intelligence reports indicate the dead leader hatched (CLUCK CLUCK BWWWWAWK!!) an advance scheme to create chaos upon his death. The goal? To prevent any Israeli influence that would promote a more moderate Palestinian leadership. Israel's on alert. JEEZ I CAN'T EVEN MAKE THIS SHIT UP! http://www.wHIRRLEDNUTZdaily.com MAJOR STORIES NOW POSTED: * *New York Times gushing* -- THEY FOUND THE ANSWER TO YELLOWSTONE'S GEYSERS, AND ITS THAT OLD GEEZER!! tribute to Arafat blames Israel for terrorism * Al Aksa Martyrs' Brigade takes on Arafat's namesake while pledging continued attacks MACDONALDS MOVING IN SOON TO BRING MEAT TO THE HOMELY! * Will Arafat be target of 'body snatchers' who try to take dead leader to Jerusalem? TODAY'S WND POLL: * What's your reaction to the death of Yasser Arafat? YOUR OPINION ABOUT CLAM CHOWDER, YOUR OPINION ABOUT TERRIERS MATING WITH POODLES???? these are all the work of LUCIFER OTHER MUST-READ HIGHLIGHTS: * 'Kinsey' opens to protest in 'blue states' over sexologist's 'devastating impact' * Website lets Americans apologize to world for Bush win (SEE EXAMPLE BELOW) * Bush red states give more to charity OR IS THAT CHASTIY BONO WE SEE WITH THAT KERRY BITCH? at higher rate than Kerry blue * Democrat host sits in for Farah on radio today STILL ON-SITE: * Turkey warns of plan to invade Kurdish region of Iraq after elections AND THE POULTRY PRICE WILL SKYROCKET All this, plus much more and the latest breaking news. Go to WHIRLDNUTZDaily.com now! WHISTLEBLOWER MAGAZINE SPECIAL Bush speaks out 'On God and Country' BUSH SPEAKS ON AND ON AND ON AND NOBODY UNDERSTANDS A SINGLE FUCKING THING HE SAYS FREE today only! 43rd president's faith-based messages to America http://www.wo TOMORROW WE WILL HAVE TO ADD SOMETHING ELSE TO MAKE YOU TAKE THESE DAMNED THINGS SPECIAL OFFER The tragedy of the sexual revolution New book shows how 1 man undermined moral foundations of America AND HIS PEEPEE SURVIVED THE ATTTACK OF THE KILLER CLITORIS Daily EGGNOG MONTHLY CONDOMS AND ITS ALL BECAUSE OF THE L-WORD POD PEOPLE!!! -------AND HERE'S ONE OF THOSE AWFUL THINGS NOW!